These Are Britain’s Best Pun Business Names
In a world where the high street is on the wane, it takes some real marketing nous for Britain’s high street stores to keep bringing in the customers.
Luckily for Britain’s small business owners, there’s long been a tradition in the UK of attracting shoppers with nothing but an ironic name.
Worst ever pun for the name of a business? pic.twitter.com/A3yaBzktad
— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) February 26, 2017
Stephen Mangan, a comedian and actor known for I’m Alan Partridge and Green Wing, asked Twitter for the ‘Worst ever pun for the name of a business’.
Twitter graciously responded by bringing Mangan some of the worst/best pun names that the UK has to offer.
Here are 16 of the most devastating puns seen out on the British high street of late.
Holdin’ out for a top pun
That is what you call a Bonnie tiler.
Now we know what the L stands for
You know you’re learning with Samuel L Jackson, when you’re driving a Golf GTI.
This removal van company’s name has double impact
What an impact!
Everybody’s got one
You are what you wear.
Knowing Me, Knowing A Great Pun
I NEED to buy an ink cartridge from this place.
There’s no making this shop go to rehab
Back to rehab for you it is.
Once, twice, three times a great pun
Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be…
Pixar won’t be pleased
That is one fried fish.
Born to pun
No messing about with this fridge outlet
Dickens would approve
I proper fancy a cake right now I do.
Better than Nemo at least
Fire up the Rhondda will you?
They went back to 1985 for this pun
The greatest solicitor team-up in history?
What a ballache.
Food truck found a way
Inappropriate? Maybe. Great pun? Absolutely