You Can Now Buy A Christmas Jumper That Pays Tribute To Greggs’ Sausage Rolls

Everyone loves a good Greggs, but could you enjoy the bakery enough to buy a Christmas jumper emblazoned with the chain’s logo? No? Regardless, now you can.

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This is not a drill – and no, your eyes do not deceive: that really is a Greggs-themed Christmas jumper. Hey, it’s 2019.

The jumper comes courtesy of retailer Not Just Clothing, and features several patterns that will no doubt be familiar to the Greggs connoisseur.

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For starters, there’s the Greggs font, in traditional white against a blue background, taking centre stage – where it belongs.

You also have the Greggs logo – four yellow squares which, according to the official account from a Greggs spokesperson, “don’t denote anything” – patterned along the top and bottom of the sweater.

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Last but not least, there’s the Greggs sausage roll, or more specifically three of them arranged in a pattern that suggests Stonehenge, although obviously the famous Druid monument hasn’t had quite the same impact on British society.

The jumper also features a row of snowflakes for good measure, just so nobody confuses this heartwarming bit of Christmas knitwear for a walking advertisement for a pasty shop.

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You can get yours now – or never, if you’d prefer – for £39.99 from the Not Just Clothing website.