There’s An Instagram Account For A Woman Who Runs Penis-Shaped Routes

If you’ve been using your Instagram just to check in on friends or look at photos of other people’s meals, then frankly you’ve been wasting your time.


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This unfortunate truth will become even more apparent once you check out dick_run_claire, an Insta account dedicated to screenshots of one woman’s phallus-shaped runner routes.

For years, Claire Wyckoff has been tracking her street runs with a GPS tracker and posting the route maps online. Since 2014, all of the routes have been shaped like penises.

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THREE YEARS! 🎉🥂🍾 Happy #dickrunversary to me and to all of us. It’s been 3 years since my first official #dickrun which is now one mistake that we are all happy for. Thanks for following along, sharing your own runs, and all the encouragement and laughs along the way. Here’s to many more dickruns (and twat trots 😂) to come 🍻🍻🍻 . . . . #thankful #anniversary #runallthemiles #runversary #beatyesterday #wearetherunners #runnersofinstagram #motivation #runhappy #runderful #womensrunningcommunity #cardio #cardioworkout #noexcuses #justdoit #runaddict #runningmotivation #motivation #instarunners #beabeast #fitstagram #fitspiration #runrunrun #crossfitgirls #crossfitter #crossfitrunning

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Claire’s hobby started by accident, after she got lost on a run while visiting her brother in Kansas City one Thanksgiving.

After finally finding her way back, Claire checked her GPS tracker and saw in her confused route line what looked like the shape of a male appendage.

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Thus began Wyckoff’s mission, and indeed perhaps her calling in life: to plan out all her runs in the shape of penises.

In a recent interview with Vice, Wyckoff explained: “I just love running: it’s my favourite way to get a workout in – and drawing a giant d*ck across a town is really just a bonus.”

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Philly! Thanks for my morning (almost) 6 dick run – well it was 6 counting the “Rocky Steps” 🥊 detour which isn’t logged on this route.. I haven’t logged a #dickrun in forever, so this baby is long overdue. And, I got to sneak in a little sightseeing, all before 6am (and the sun ☀️) and my meetings for the day. I love city runs 🌃 🏃🏼‍♀️especially the early morning ones while it’s still relatively quiet. #runnersofinstagram #runner #irunthisbody #dickrun #8==D #philadelphia #rockysteps #libertybell #runbeforethesun #runnergirl #runnersofinstagram #runlikeagirl #barefootrunning #vibrams #vibramfivefingers #fallrunning #morningrun #marathontraining #runnovember #runphilly #running #runningcommunity #runhappy

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Wyckoff, who at present has almost 13,000 followers on Instagram, has even kickstarted what appears to be a new trend.

In her Vice interview, Wyckoff claims that strangers now send her screenshots of their own phallic runs.

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Some people would be disappointed if this was how their Friday ended. And I’m one of them. 🤣 Just kidding you guys. This one had to be short cause 1) I’m lazy and 2) tomorrow is a long run 🏃🏼‍♀️ So that’s a wrap for #phallicfriday (let’s make that a thing) 🍆🏃🏼‍♀️ …. oh ya swipe to see the kids shoes in a tree! That was a cool sighting. Cause I started this dickrun at a children’s park. I’m gonna end up on a sex offender list one of these days 🤷🏼‍♀️ . . . . . . #dickrun #womensrunningcommunity #runnersofinstagram #run #running #runningcommunity #runnershigh #runningaddict #1000milesin2018 #marathontraining #runtastic #training #instarunners #runnerscommunity #irunthisbody #runderful #fitstagram #motivation #njmarathon

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Wyckoff says her personal goal now is to run the shape of a penis in all 50 states.

We wish her the best of luck.