Hilarious Skeletor Twitter Account Mercilessly Trolls He-Man
There are so many twitter accounts out there, it is difficult to know which ones to follow.
Occasionally though, you come across a gem of an account, one who’s content is so witty and funny, that you have to hit that follow button.
One such account that we have come across is “GrumpySkeletor,” a mock-account run by He-Man’s Skeletor. In his tweets, he mercilessly rips into his arch-nemesis, as well as the people who follow him occasionally.
We’ve put together a selection of the best tweets from his account.
Just found this selfie on Evil-Lyn's phone.
She's got some fucking explaining to do. pic.twitter.com/4WExUj8sIP
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 9, 2019
Putting He-Man into a modern day context.
Here Skeletor has found this selfie on Evil-Lyn’s phone. We bet this got her in trouble.
Here’s your so-called role model, manhandling women and people with disabilities. pic.twitter.com/OTmzxMitEg
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 5, 2019
Teela was starting to wonder if administrating royal handjobs really was part of her job description. pic.twitter.com/XXgy1YBJ3r
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 23, 2019
Most of the Tweets are pretty crass.
The satisfied look on He-Man’s face here lends itself to this tweet.
Ladies, if he:
– has not changed his terrible hairstyle since 1983
– constantly states the fucking obvious and has no sense of humour
– intimidates and bullies people with disabilities (e.g. having no face)
– goes to work in his underpants
He’s not your man. He’s He-Man. pic.twitter.com/oZOemH9Gj0
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 26, 2018
You’ll find him at Castle Grayskull. pic.twitter.com/6Bhs4gYo94
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 20, 2018
It seems that this news story was a perfect opportunity to poke fun at He-Man.
We wonder if the police ever found him?
He-Man has got drunk on Bacardi Breezers again and is staggering around threatening to kick the shit out of his own shadow. pic.twitter.com/5VxdTSoiqV
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 6, 2018
Didn’t capture Castle Grayskull today, but Prince Adam did call The Sorceress ‘Mum’ by mistake so basically I’ve just spent the entire day taking the piss out of him and he’s fucking gutted. pic.twitter.com/qAfOh55NXh
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) October 21, 2018
Unfortunately Castle Grayskull wasn’t captured on this day.
It was, however, a perfect opportunity to take this piss out of He-Man.
If you were wondering what a bunch of insufferable fucking twats looks like, here you go. pic.twitter.com/gFwTrB6rnH
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) October 1, 2018
Three’s a crowd right?
Skeletor seems to think so.
I can't believe that after all these years nobody informed me that Prince Adam has a secret identity. pic.twitter.com/DnAPqw702D
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 5, 2018
We have to give Grumpy Skeletor this one.
He-Man and this blowup doll certainly look very similar.
Didn't capture Castle Grayskull again today. Still managed to look fucking fabulous though. pic.twitter.com/Ka7XeNuamk
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 1, 2018
Hi everyone. I was going to ask you all if you had a good weekend, but then I realised I don't give a shit, so I won't. pic.twitter.com/DuKwflhqrT
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) July 29, 2018
And of course, it’s not only He-Man he savages.
He also savages those reading his tweets!
He-Man is a fanny. Pass it on. pic.twitter.com/FgpUsX2Bmw
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) July 26, 2018
A word of advice. If you're looking into the possibility of anal bleaching I recommend you seek out a professional procedure rather than doing it yourself with a bottle of Toilet Duck. pic.twitter.com/aOUggCZXNh
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) July 5, 2018
We love this Grumpy Skeletor account and hope it’s brightened up your day a little!
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