Dad Live-Tweets Stepson Sneaking A Girl Out Of The House
One Michigan teen is probably going to be wishing he’d never arranged that ‘sleepover’ right about now.
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake…
…and now we wait.
— Spooky-D (💀🎃) (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
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On Sunday morning, @DropsNoPanties – who goes by Tricky-D on Twitter – began live-tweeting most parents’ (and indeed most teenagers’) horror scenario.
His stepson upstairs with a mystery girl who had stayed the night, Tricky-D reported that ‘Mama Bear’ still had no idea, in spite of the “f*** fest above our heads at 4am”.
No one in this house would have all white shoes… pic.twitter.com/u3naaNnkU3
— Spooky-D (💀🎃) (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
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In a tension-filled situation not known since the heyday of Alfred Hitchcock, Tricky-D revealed that the whole house was awake, and that there was only one sensible way out for his son’s ‘guest’.
The side door at the bottom of the stairs would have made for a quick getaway, but mystery girl’s shoes were at the other end of the house.
11:00am central standard time… My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic… Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance.. will he see the opportunity?? pic.twitter.com/GqamyqbYmI
— Spooky-D (💀🎃) (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
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As the whole world waited with baited breath, Tricky-D suggested that the matriarch of the house was only getting closer to her son’s bedroom.
Still, as Tricky-D quite reasonably put it: “He’s a 18yo grown ass man. We live and die by our choices”.
I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 🤷🏻♂️
— Spooky-D (💀🎃) (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
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After the two teens had spent hours waiting it out upstairs, with Mom temporarily occupied, the mystery girl finally emerged to use the bathroom – and then came the twist.
As it turned out, the girl wasn’t some new love, but one of the stepson’s best buds.
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See… Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.
— Spooky-D (💀🎃) (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
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As Tricky-D’s wife, still none-the-wiser, went for a power nap, the sneaking son finally decided to make a move.
First retrieving his companion’s shoes, Tricky-D’s son collected his friend and made a break for it, exiting through the side door.
Well that's a wrap folks! Mama just went to the bedroom to lay down and read for a bit. He's got a good 2-3 hour window… Looks like young love finds a way, for now! 💏
— Spooky-D (💀🎃) (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
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At the end of his ordeal, Tricky-D understandably had this to say: “I don’t know about you but need a drink after that suspense.”