20 Things You Never Knew About Jeff Goldblum

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Not all actors enjoy lifetime success, and even some of the most skilled and famous performers in the world find their career only spans a few decades. With that said, some actors are lucky enough to enjoy a resurgence of popularity seemingly for no reason at all, and that’s exactly what happened to Jeff Goldblum.

After a prestigious career in the eighties and nineties, Goldblum seemed to vanish off the radar for a while, before returning to the silver screen and proving that he could still be a hallmark of entertainment today.


However, despite this glorious comeback as both a comic genius and a musical one, there are still a lot of things most people don’t know about the actor, which is why we’re counting down the top 20 things you probably didn’t know about Jeff Goldblum.

20. He became a father for the first time at 62

When you’re an actor in Hollywood, there’s a lot of pressure to work as much as you can before your time in the spotlight is up.

That can make the decision to take time out to have a family a risky one, no matter your gender or age, something that Jeff Goldblum evidently understands.

That at least partly explains why Goldblum waited until he was over the age of 60 to have children.

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In 2015, Goldblum and wife Emilie Livingston had their first child, son Charlie Ocean Goldblum. Jeff was 62 at the time.

The Goldblums’ second child, another boy whom they named River Joe, arrived in 2017, the year Jeff turned 65.

Goldblum has said in interviews that he’s glad he waited but does wish he had the energy to keep up with his kids as they run around.



19. His wife is 30 years his junior

Jeff Goldblum hasn’t so much been unlucky in love; it’s more that it took until advanced middle-age that his luck would finally come through.

Goldblum has been married three times and divorced twice – from 1980 to 1986, he called fellow actor Patricia Gaul his wife, while from 1987 to 1990, Thelma & Louise star Geena Davis was his betrothed.

Following these ill-fated marriages, Goldblum lived the bachelor’s life for close to a quarter-century. Then he met Emilie Livingston.

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Livingston, a Canadian dancer and former Olympic gymnast, became Goldblum’s fiance in 2014. At the time, she was 31, while he was 61.

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Loved and appreciated! @jeffgoldblum always makes me feel loved- from the first day we met! At first I wondered if this feeling could be true because I hadn’t experienced such innocent, passionate, tender, honest love before so quickly. Some people like to play games and play hard to get but we were just honest and aware from day one and took our relationship day by day until I had to express my feelings of wanting a family with HIM and to share the rest of my life with his beautiful soul! That was a scary day, opening myself up completely, knowing he might not want kids or to marry again. And we just kept talking about it together and with our therapist until we decided that it was the right thing to do! Ladies stay true to yourself, have fun but when it stops being fun be honest with yourself and your mate and be open to discussions that may be uncomfortable at first but worth releasing in a calm and safe environment!!! I love this man with ALL of my heart! ♥️ Thank you universe 🙏🏻

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Neither Goldblum nor Livingston have ever publicly commented on the age gap, but Livingston did acknowledge her reticence at asking Goldblum to start a family or marry again in a 2018 Instagram post.

18. He used to be a prison stationery salesman

Today, Jeff Goldblum is one of the most respected character actors in Hollywood, and a highly meme-able ‘personality’ who has unsurprisingly found legions of followers in the internet age.

There was a time, however, where Goldblum was, like any of his fans, just another regular joe worker trying to get by.

When he first moved out to California in 1974, in pursuit of fame and fortune, Goldblum took the job of pencil salesman, with very particular clients.

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According to Vanity Fair, who covered the actor in a career interview in 2017, Goldblum ‘found employment selling surplus office supplies to correctional facilities.’

“After a week of that stuff, I got an illness that landed me in the hospital. That was the last time I dared to do something that wasn’t in the creative arts.”

17. He stole money from his dad to pay for a prostitute when he was 13

Jeff Goldblum is widely regarded as one of the nicest celebrities you should ever hope to meet, but that doesn’t mean he’s totally without a rebellious streak.

Especially as a kid, Goldblum did all sorts of things he shouldn’t have, including stealing money from his dad at 13.

Specifically, Goldblum lifted five dollars from Dad’s wallet – which is already scandalous, but it gets worse when you realise what he needed the money for.

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Goldblum actually wanted the money so he could hire a prostitute in his native Pittsburgh’s red light district. So off he went and “picked a girl”.

In the end, the awkward, newly teenage Goldblum couldn’t go through with it: “On the way to the bedroom I said, ‘What time is it?’ I looked at my watch and said, ‘I’ve got to go but I will come back.’ I got cold feet and never did go back.”

16. He recently released a bestselling jazz album

Aside from acting, Jeff Goldblum’s other passion in life is piano, specifically jazz piano.

It’s a skill Goldblum has been honing since childhood, and as a young teenager, he would phone jazz bars and pretend to be an older performer, just so he would have a chance to play.

More recently, Goldblum’s jazz passion has led him to release a full jazz album, under the moniker Jeff Goldblum & The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra, called The Capitol Studios Sessions.

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Goldblum was 66 when he released the record, meaning he’d been playing for over half a century by the time he decided to record his art.

Happily for Goldblum, the album went straight to the number one spot in the US jazz charts. Here’s hoping he releases more.

15. Steven Spielberg considered cutting his character out of Jurassic Park

Dr Ian Malcolm is undoubtedly one of the best characters in Jurassic Park, and is also unquestionably the most iconic character Jeff Goldblum has ever played (we will fight anyone who says otherwise).

That’s why it’s even more surprising that Goldblum almost didn’t get the role at all. Not only that, but the character almost didn’t exist.

To save screen time, director Steven Spielberg was actually considering cutting the character of Malcolm and merging some of his attributes with other characters.

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Jeff Goldblum’s audition, however, made it obvious to Spielberg that the character had to stay, and that Goldblum had to portray him.

Goldblum has since played Malcolm two more times, in 1997’s The Lost World and 2018’s Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, and will reportedly reprise the role once again in the third Jurassic World movie.

14. He kept a fly as a pet as research for The Fly

The Fly might be the weirdest project Goldblum has ever worked on, but the surprise hit film was also one of the first projects to give him a leading role.

That meant Goldblum took the job very seriously, especially when it came to researching the animal his character was so obsessed with.

Instead of conducting endless science experiments, like his character Seth Brundle, Goldblum kept a single living fly with him on the set of The Fly.

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Rumours that Goldblum carried the fly in his pocket are untrue, according to Goldblum himself in a 2016 Guardian interview: “I put it in a plastic bag and stuck it to a wall in the trailer. I’ve always been highly conscientious.”

Goldblum kept the insect in the bag so he could study its movements and ensure his own, as ‘Brundlefly’, were accurate.

13. He discovered his, uh, DISTINCTIVE acting style by… accident

Jeff Goldblum, like fellow walking memes Christopher Walken and Nicolas Cage, has a… let’s say unique acting style.

By now, Goldblum’s nervy, halting delivery and constantly gesticulating body language has become his acting signature.

This wasn’t always Goldblum’s style, however – and he only discovered the actor he was meant to be by accident.

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While filming for 1978’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers, a breakout gig for Goldblum, the young actor tried out an unusual line delivery in one take that director Philip Kaufman had nothing but praise for.

Goldblum continued acting that way, and has done ever since, explaining in his own inimitable way in 2018: “That’s kind of… I sort of… I think I found something”.

12. He now has his own Disney series called The World According to Jeff Goldblum

Have you ever wanted to see the world through the eyes of Jeff Goldblum? Of course you have. Fortunately, your wish, and the wishes of millions, is soon set to come true.

In 2017, Disney announced its plans to create an all-new streaming service called Disney+. The studio immediately set about commissioning content.

Among the shows greenlit by the fledgling streaming service were Star Wars series The Mandalorian, Marvel spin-off show The Falcon and The Winter Soldier and, undoubtedly best of all, a documentary series entitled The World According to Jeff Goldblum.

The World According to Jeff Goldblum, a 12-part travel show commissioned by National Geographic, will follow the actor as he wanders through various countries of the world.

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Says Goldblum about his approach in the show: “I’m not here to be didactic or professorial in any way… I know nothing – that’s the premise.”

Due to air when the digital content channel launches in November 2019, the trailer already promises golden Goldblumisms galore, such as: “I’m a humble student and, in fact, kind of a late bloomer… a late Gold-bloomer.”

11. He convinced the director to let his real-life partner play his girlfriend in The Fly

There are two main rules when it comes to picking your co-stars in Hollywood: never work with children, and never work with animals.

However, there should probably be a third rule: never work with your real-life partner.

Goldblum actually asked for his then-girlfriend and soon-to-be-wife Geena Davis to be allowed to audition for a role in The Fly alongside him, and director David Cronenberg was so impressed that she was hired on the spot.

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It was an awesome opportunity for them to work together… until Goldblum was forced to watch Davis film a sex scene with someone else.

The marriage wouldn’t last, with the pair divorcing in 1990, four years after the release of The Fly.

10. He tamed and formed a bond with a baboon on the set of The Fly

We’ve already discussed how working with animals is one of the big no-no’s for any movie, but Goldblum actually found it surprisingly easy.

Filming The Fly required Goldblum to share scenes with a real live baboon, whom the famously eccentric actor obviously immediately connected with and loved.

The Fly’s baboon was not universally loved; named Typhoon, the primate was “very volatile” according to director Cronenberg.

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Goldblum, however, had an altogether different relationship with Typhoon: “Jeff, because he was much bigger and stronger than the baboon, was able to dominate him, and the baboon’s wrangler said it was a good thing that the baboon formed that relationship”.

Goldblum’s bond with the animal was so strong that when Typhoon got spooked by the set lights and broke free from his trainer one day, it was Goldblum who ended up cuddling him and talking to him to calm him down.

9. His shrink officiated his wedding

Jeff Goldblum would probably characterise his relationship with his therapist, Lawanda Katzman, as a close one.

Goldblum and his shrink are so close, in fact, that Katzman actually officiated his wedding in 2014.

During a 2016 appearance on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Goldblum revealed that he had been going through talking therapy with Katzman “over many decades”.

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After Goldblum had gone through so much with Katzman over the years, he finally decided she was the one to set his third marriage in motion.

After Goldblum popped the question, Katzman got ordained especially for the ceremony. She sadly passed away in 2018.

8. He improvised his Thor: Ragnarok performance

It’s probably already obvious from the final film, but a great deal of Thor: Ragnarok was ad-libbed.

According to Taika Waititi’s distinct style, cast and crew were given free reign to get creative. Jeff Goldblum took full advantage, of course.

Talking to Entertainment Weekly in 2017, Goldblum explained that Waititi was “very interested in improvisation. We came to all those scenes and riffed enjoyably for the time we had.

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“I don’t know what’s gonna come out in the mix because we gave him a whole bunch of different choices”.

The actor approved of Waititi’s approach, telling Entertainment Weekly that the director “gets 10 Goldblums out of a possible 10 Goldblums”.

7. A 25ft statue of him randomly appeared in London one day in 2018

For film fans of a certain generation, Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park is the best blockbuster ever made, and Jeff Goldblum is one of the most entertaining things about it.

Naturally, then, the people were going to celebrate when the film reached its 25th anniversary in 2018.

Perhaps nobody expected, however, that the ‘celebration’ would involve erecting a giant, half-naked Jeff Goldblum-as-Ian Malcolm next to London’s Tower Bridge.

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The statue, which depicted a famous shot from the film of a glowering Goldblum with his shirt open, simply appeared in the British capital one July morning.

The ‘artwork’, which was commissioned by Now TV, attracted nicknames including Jurassic Jeff and Tyrannasaurus Pecs. The statue stood from July 18 to July 26, 2018.

6. He performs his own lyrical version of the Jurassic Park theme

Anyone who’s heard Goldblum’s number one, bestselling jazz album should know by now that the Jurassic Park actor has a musical gift.

Jazz isn’t the only thing Goldblum likes to play, however.

As evidenced by numerous chat show appearances in which he’s performed it, Goldblum likes to sing his own lyrical version of the Jurassic Park theme.

Openly inspired by lyrics he once read online, Goldblum has performed his Jurassic Park remix in a series of interviews.

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In case you were interested, the words that accompany John Williams’ iconic theme go like this: “In Jurassic Park, scary in the dark, I’m so scared that I’ll be eaten.”

For good measure, Goldblum even performs this rendition on his jazz album, on the track Me and My Shadow, with Sarah Silverman.

5. He once read an entire book to a stranger like a human audiobook

Jeff Goldblum is an eccentric. Everything about him just screams it, from his fashion choices down to his ability to go off on psychedelic tangents during interviews.

Perhaps the most eccentric thing Goldblum has ever done, however, is become a real-life human audiobook for a complete stranger.

In 2017, GQ profiled Goldblum and interviewed his many collaborators from over the years, including his Isle of Dogs co-star Edward Norton.

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Norton’s story is worth sharing in full: “A friend of mine was on a flight and was seated next to Jeff. She was reading a book and became aware that Jeff seemed to be looking at what she was reading. She said hello, and he asked her if she was enjoying the book.

“Jeff said, “I don’t know if this would interest you – and if not, of course no problem – but I’m very good at reading books aloud, and if you’d like I’d be happy to read it to you.” She said, “Sure.” She had about 90 pages left, and Jeff read her the rest of it out loud.”

4. A 2009 hoax convinced people that he’d actually died

Jeff Goldblum is passionate about the truth in the era of fake news, having recently said that “we should be very vigilant about rejecting it”.

Goldblum has reason to be so angsty about the topic, having fallen victim to an early example of hoax news a decade ago.

On June 26, 2009, a day after Michael Jackson had died, the world woke up to even more terrible news: Jeff Goldblum had died after falling off a cliff in New Zealand.

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Before anyone even bothered to check whether the story was true, the item had gone viral, spreading through the internet like wildfire and eventually even being picked up by legitimate news organisations.

Goldblum spoke to E! about the incident in 2018: “people thought that I’d died. And those were the days when I had a telephone landline and my answering machine and before I could call everybody, I got a couple of messages that I wasn’t able to pick up, from like, my mother. It was, ‘Jeffrey, are you there? Are you there?'”

3. His co-stars consider him to be irresistible

Some actors are considered attractive leading men from the second they appear on screen, but some others gain a cult following for their looks over time.

Goldblum, who has aged like a fine wine, is definitely in the second category, with multiple generations of people calling him their guilty pleasure crush.

With that said, it’s not just audiences who have picked up on Goldblum’s unique vibe; his co-stars have a crush, too.

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Vivica A. Fox, Goldblum’s Independence Day co-star, said that Goldblum “has a way of melting the panties off of people”, while Glenn Close has called Goldblum “charm personified”.

Meanwhile, even Goldblum’s 2015 Red Nose Day collaborator Nick Offerman admitted that Goldblum has a “natural timbre that vibrates the pelvic bone of whomever he’s making eye contact with”.

2. He once played keyboard with Aerosmith

Well known actors also being rockstars is actually pretty common – everyone from Jared Leto to Johnny Depp also has a side hustle in the form of a rock band.

It’s also true the other way round, with rock stars like Alice Cooper and Marilyn Manson also starring in movies and TV shows.

Jeff Goldblum might not be the most rock and roll actor you could think of, but he too has gotten to show off his rock skills on occasion.

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In 1994, while filming the movie Nine Months, Goldblum was backstage at an Aerosmith concert with co-star Tom Arnold when he was invited to perform on-stage with the band.

Having just introduced Goldblum to the band, before Arnold knew it, Goldblum was out before the crowd playing the keyboard with Aerosmith.

1. His family had no idea he wanted to be an actor

It’s hard to imagine Jeff Goldblum doing anything but acting, but there was a time when he couldn’t admit to anyone that acting was his dream.

Goldblum was so secretive about it that he wouldn’t even tell his teachers or parents, even though he was thinking about it constantly.

Instead, the only way Goldblum would allow himself to share his dream would be to write messages on the wall of his shower, until the steam and the water washed the message away.

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In a 2010 interview with the Evening Standard, Goldblum revealed: “I hadn’t told anyone, even my parents or friends, that I wanted to act, it was embarrassing or something, and I knew it was too important to me to have it be anything but a secret.

“But the door would steam up, I didn’t dare keep a diary or anything, and I’d write ‘Please God, let me be an actor’, and then, before I left the shower, I would wipe it off.”